Winner of Shawn Michaels VS. Bret Hart DVD Giveaway Announced

November 5, 2011 by Daniel Bee

Time announce the winner of our recent caption contest!

Steven White takes home WWE Greatest Rivalries: Shawn Michaels VS. Bret Hart, on either DVD or Blu-ray from or!

Below is the list of captions we received. The winning entry is shown in bold font. Thanks to everybody who got involved!


Bret: “I should finish what we started in Montreal right now!”

Shawn: “I gotta be honest…im still better than you, and I always was!”

Hey Bret, I don’t get why you were so upset about the Screwjob. Your wife loved it when I gave here a Screwjob!

I knew one day we would finally make up. I just didn’t realize we would look this old when it happened.

“Look Bret I forgive you for pulling out my hair during that locker room fight”

I got two words for you, ”I’m Sorry”

Bret, I have an idea for Wrestlemania 28…last DEER standing!! Get it?? I hunt..

I threw Marty freakin’ Jannetty through the Barber Shop window, so you should’ve known what I was capable of doing to you, “Hitman”!!

You know, the screwjob thing, you know, I received an SMS on my cell phone, you know, from God the almighty, no, it came from Triple H’s cell phone, but he is kind of a god around here, you know, anyhow, he asked me to stick it to you from behind, you know, and I was young and needed the money, you know … you know?

“See, what had happened was…….”

you may be the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be but i’ll always be the sexyest

“I mean really give it up all ready. I screwed you okay ? So stop being pissy bout it!”

i never screwed you i screwed canada

“I swear I didn’t know anything!”

Shawn: Hey Bret! Remember that time i put you in the sharpshooter? Good times. Good times.

Shawn: Ya know, it was really Earl’s idea and plan to screw ya…

Shawn Michaels probably try to explain himself because of the Survivor Series 1997 inccident! Bret Hart looks serious and seeems to think about Shawn;s sayings.

“Montreal Screwjob is in the past!, and so is you’re fashion sense by the looks of it shawn!”

Hart to Heartbreak Kid

HBK- Owwww
Bret- What?
HBK-JR rammed his clipboard in my crotch!
Bret-So what? I never tapped out to the sharp shooter in Montreal!

“…and so I say to Hunter, ‘you weren’t supposed to screw Chyna, too’! Long story short, Steph’s a wonderful woman.”

Hey Bret let’s make up and get a beer bro and i am sorry on what i did to you in 1997 at the Survivor Series in Montreal Canada my bad

HBK: “So, there were 9 of ’em, right? So, I decided to go up to the biggest one, and super kick the taste right out of his mouth. So, he was on the ground, picking up his teeth, and I said to the rest of ’em, ‘If You’re Not Down With That, We’ve Got Two Words For Ya!'”

Bret: “Really? That’s quite impressive… Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie…

How was i supposed to know that was your mug!?

HBK : Bret , That HOF’s Ring is really hurt me and i suffeering because of it !

Bret : I am suffering from 14 years because of you!

“Once?! I could spit on Vince TEN times without trying

I remember some crybaby claiming he ran the NWO members out of the WWF. Oh wait that was you ?!

Shawn explains to Bret how to really crank the pressure on the SharpShooter & force your opponent to submit.

Shawn: “I thought this DVD was supposed to be about the both of us?!”

“Listen Bret, I AM sorry for the ‘Sunny Days’ crack, but did you have to rip out my hair?!

You say “dry humping the Canadian flag” like it’s a bad thing…

There was really no way you thought you were going to get screwed??

“Bret, J.r wont stop prodding me in my two big Montreal screwing balls so you better protect yours….”

Shawn: I’m sorry Bret, but I was only doing what was right for the WWE.

Shawn: So I turn on Smackdown and Mark Henry is champion.

Bret: No…oh God no.

Shawn: I felt really bad when I kicked Stan. I’ve never said that to anyone before.

Listen Hitman, you’re the excellence of execution and I’m the showstopper, when we wrestled together every match was the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be! And I’ve got two words for you… Thank you!

Shawn:So,You wanna tell them about Montreal or will I?

As I was slapping on the Sharpshooter, Earl dropped a deuce and was waving his hand to signal he was going to the bathroom! You weren’t screwed Bret, it was just an accident!

Shawn explaining to Brett that he also got screwed because he didn’t have another 5 star match in the wwe through his back injury.

“Two legends sit down to recount one of the most shocking events in the history of professional wrestling”

What??? You didn’t know he was going to ring the bell??

Shawn: Well, I’m not saying that* DIDN’T happen, I’m just saying I don’t really remember the details..that’s all!

[*- the locker-room brawl where Bret kicked Shawn’s ass for real]

“When I made that ‘Sunny Days’ comment, I meant that you really liked outdoor activities!”

“Yeah Bret, once they put Hornswoggle in DX – I knew it was time to call it quits”

Shawn: “You know the Rangers could beat the Expos any day.”

Bret: “I don’t even watch Baseball.”

Bret Hart: I still can’t believe you did that shoot about me and Sunny. “Sunny Days” Shawn? Was that the best you come up with?

Shawn Michaels: Well Bret, I- you left me no choice! Besides, it’s not like I pulled that one out of thin air buddy.

Bret Hart: Oh like you were that much better Mr. Boy Toy?

Shawn Michaels: I know. I screwed you too didn’t I? I thought I could’ve done worse but I’ve regretted that night ever since.

HBK: …and I asked Bret, “Wouldn’t it be fun to play one LAST practical joke on Vince Mac before you leave for WCW?” So we kept pretending to hate each other—

Hart: And long story short that’s how we tricked Vince and the rest of world into thinking I got screwed in Montreal. He wasn’t lying when he said, “Bret Screwed Bret.”

Hey, it coulda been worse…it coulda been the Montreal Poojob. You got off light, Hitman!

“You know I’m better, so why even try?”-Shawn Michaels

Shawn Michaels: “…so wait… how old are you again? 71? 72? Oh wait… don’t tell me… ah, I know! 76!”

*Bret Hart shows serious, angry and dissapointed face*

If you thought spitting in Vince McMahon’s face was fun, you should have tried giving him an elbow drop through a table!

Shawn tries to justify the ‘Sunny Days’ which lie ahead in WWE after the “Montreal Screwjob”, while Bret was stuck with ‘Hulk Hogan and Friends’ in WCW.

You know, I thought you would get the torch passed from Hogan, I would get it from you, Austin would get it from me and so on. Hogan just gave it to The Rock and left.

“My 10 favourite legends are.. Hulk Hogan, Andre the Giant, The British Bulldog, Jimmy Hart, Jim Neidhart, Stu Hart, Bruce Hart, Owen Hart, Smith Hart and Keith Hart.

They’re all fantastic!…. Sorry, there’s no room on my top 10 for you, Bret. I like the other Harts better”

I don’t know what I was thinking Bret by not dropping the title to you at Wrestlemania 13 when you did the same from me at Wrestlemania 12

Was Sunny as good for you as she was for me?

Shawn: I’m sorry about the whole Scewjob thing, but I just want you to know it was all Vince’s fault.

Bret: I knew it! Let’s go beat him up.

Shawn: Dude we are recording a DVD (looks at camera) that is coming to stores online and physical near you soon!

Bret: Your right. Ok, J.R. make this interview quick because I have to be somewhere soon.

Bret… I think I’m cute. I know I’m sexy. I’ve got the looks, that drive the girls wild

I’ve got the moves, that really move ’em.
I send chills up and down their spines. I’m just a sexy boy and that’s why Montreal happened.

it was vinces fault!

“You no I wish I didn’t have to do it and we are friends now. But Bret, rest assured if I had to do it once more, I’d screw you again!”

Hart: You cheated at Survivor Series and you know it.

HBK: Hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do! Sorry Hitman!

“I dont want to say that I told you so but, hee hee, I told you so! It happened!”

So, on one hand you’ve got Bret Hart and the other hand Vince McMahon. Who do you think has the biggest grapefruits?


I had nothing to do with the Screwjob. I swear!

I swear dude, they were this big!!

It’s deer hunting time. Now where’s my rifle?

… it was like ‘to screw you or not to screw you’ in montreal, that was the question….

So what if I won more than 10 championships? Im wearing a cap to cover my balding!

Shawn: Im sorry Bret ….. i just wanted to screw ya.

Bret: You’d like that wouldn’t ya

It could have been worse, what if I’d been Val Venis?

Hey Bret, remember in 1993 when Undertaker won that hero sandwich eating contest? That sandwich was this big!

The WWE’s newest reality show “WWE House of Fame” (only on the WWE Network) will feature top starts from WWE’s past! Holding the clip board? The Genius.

Look Bret I didn’t mean to say the sunny days comment on national tv but it just happened , you know how messed up I was back in those days.

Shawn Michaels: ‘My Hall Of Fame Ring Is Shinier Than Yous’.

Bret Hart: ‘Are You Talking To Me’?

Shawn: Psst Bret, do you think JR will bring up Survivor Series?
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